"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
Well that escalated quickly…. <3
I have to reblog this I’ll feel wrong if I don’t
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming
Oh my christ
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
senior quotes class of 1957
high schoolers have literally not changed at all
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe